Jokerism

Hello. ITS ME!
I just read my own posts and i think they are very interesting.
Do you not think so?
So captivating, bewitching, charming, entrancing, enthralling,
that i can just read on and on and on and on.....until like...until i am happy.
Ok, i admit i used thesaurus for the above words, haha, but its good for gp aye.
What a fascinating blog i have!
Eh, i am not sarcastic here!
LOL!

K, since i am so free i decided to blog.
Its monday and i had math paper 2 today.
WOW!
And i did not study for it!
WOW!
Went school very late on sat to touch abit of chem and talk a lot with shum tak yin(lol).
Then on sunday, i woke up very late, slack around, went for a haircut then went for driving lessons and watched 6 hours straight of tv after that.
Then waited for the relegation results before turning in, bye bye Newcastle although i did root for u until the full 90mins. Too bad arh.
I am so dead right?
How can someone not study for an exam.
I must be a real goner who is totally uninterested about my studies.
Hmm, i agree.
But.....
FF, free frag.
Yes, this was what the math paper 2 was today.
Never study also can A, ermm, can pass that type.
Ya lo.
Then played loads of mind games(as what they perceive me talking as) on my friends, ie shum and ahbah.
Funny right?!

Finally, i saw the beauty of being consistent and preparing weeks(or months) in advance.
When the actual day(or week) came, i can just lie on my laurels and watch the other panicky pinkies mug the last min shit out of them.
But, which is-you know- seldom or never effective as this kind of mad rush only lands one on the other end of the race.
How true is this?
As true as my past 2 years of jc results showed.
Try to cramp on day b4 the exam and not only will one stress and over tire oneself, one would also find one's efforts laughing its way into the bin.
Hehehe.
Funny right?
Yeah i feel like joker now, sadistic and insane.

Anyway, ytd's driving was really exciting.
I was called a terrorist(in chinese) by my driving instructor!
Cos i was "terror" on the road.
In an attempt to "up" my gear on the main road, it got stuck.
I panicked and forgot about my right hand which was on the steering wheel, as a result the entire car swayed left to right and right to left on the main road.
Lol!
Fortunately, i was a slow poke and all the cars had past by me by the time i did that so no one was hurt.
Haha.
Except my instructor who got a shock and nearly pulled the handbrake.
Funny right?
But this was not all.
Just 5 minutes later, i was able to stall the car in front of the traffic lights.
Whats worst?
It was when the lights turned green and an entire swarm of cars were roaring to go behind me.
And it was twice in a row.
I stalled at the same spot twice, after i reignited the engine for the first time, i did the same mistakes again and the entire engine shut down once again.
By the time i got going, i was the only car left at my side of the junction.
So embarrassing can?
All the other drivers waiting a the other sides of the cross road junction must be laughing their heads off.
Hahaha.

Oh ya, and i also managed to make the car leap like a frog too.
My instructor(who was in a state of partial shock) felt amused and chuckled as he commented on how i was made the car do a "high jump"(high jump, yes, his exact words while giggling).
He said it was because i did not step on the accelerator enough before releasing the clutch.
But, the thing is, if u step too hard on the accelerator, the engine ROARS, issint that more scary?
Last but not least, i was so slow while maneuvering a turn that i caused another learning driver behind me to missed the turn.
It was like this.
She was behind me and we were suppose to be able to make a right turn together as the car approaching was still a distance away.
But i was such a snail that she missed the chance as i took "enough" time for the approaching car to "approach".

Tales of a comical driver.
Will my presence on the road endanger the lives of other drivers?
Hope not.
Hahaha.
Driving is so fun and funny.

Before i leave, i would like to thank mr d.s.Tucker and miss linZ for your words of encouragement.
Although the intended effects were minute as i am quite "bull headed", stubborn, your comments were still very comforting.
And emotionally empowering yade yade yade..
As i did not expect anyone to care about a loser throwing a tantrum.
Chuckle.
Huan nan jian zhen qing....did i get it right?
So, thank you =my friends=!
With a smirk, lurking behind the shadows,
Scott signs off.