WOHOOOOO!
That was my reaction when i saw my name!!!
Flashed up on the screen in the hall of srjc, and the principal even read my name.
Ecstatic to the highest level!!!
Just like how the guys in the Heineken commercial reacted when they found the "beer trove".
ARRRRRRGH!
But when the excitement dies down, i wished it(my name) did not appear thus soon.
Cos i only got a bloody 80 shit ranking points.
Nub.
Hai....
That was the first SIAN.
Then i went to queue for the results slip.
And after i shook my teachers' hands and went to the side to look at it.
It was EVEN more SIAN!
All i got was 1 A and then a whole row of B, gp C.
DIAO.
I am not a nub, i am a FKIN NOOB.
ABB/B is not at all ideal.
Its shit!
And here is the ironic part.
Guess which was my A subject?
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dont peep.
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"Is it physics?"
WRONG.
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"Then it must be Math!"
WRONG again!
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It Chem!!!
OMG, how did that happen?
That was my worst H2 subject, the one i had the least confidence in...
And not forgetting, i fail my chem last year, thus i could repeat.
Now i got an A?
S to A transformation, holy molly.
And then there was GP...
Where did that C came from???
I was expecting an E, with fingers crossed cos i was always on the borderline for this abstract and profound subject.
And out of no where came a C.
If i could do a bit of adjustments i would rather have one of my B changed to an A instead.
Hmm, or maybe not cos and E looks really ugly when the rest are A and Bs.
Also, anything less than a C for gp means i have to take some english module in university.
Nooooo.
Tsk tsk tsk.
B for physics, hai, hai, hai, i am such a loser.
Even those who were supposedly "lesser" than me in phy got an A.
Brought disappointment to Miss Eng, wasted her efforts on noobish me.
I have got no where to hide my face.
SHAME.
B for math, hai, hai, hai.
3 years under the Math HOD, and only a B.
Disappointed Mr Kwek.
SHAME, SHAME.
B for econs, speechless.
1st attempt i got a B, now i got a B again.
What have i been doing for the extra 1yr?
Must well not take econs for year 3.
SHAME SHAME SHAME.
All in all, its very shameful.
But i still got my 1k from my dad, cos of that pathetic 1 A i had.
However, wasn't really happy and I could understand, i am also very disappointed with myself.
What a noob set of results.
Anyway, thats it...
The end of A levels, finally after 3 years.
This was what i got, Game Over.
Pls type ur name, like in the arcade machine....
Then u press enter and the ranking list roll....
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And it stops, highlighting my name.
Looked at it, oh its at the bottom of the list.
Consolation prize.
Disgruntled.
But i still have to return to bloody army on sunday, 1400hrs.
Thats the worst place to be.
And to make things even more shitty, i have having field camp next week.
@#$%^*&********!!!!
I dont even know how am i going to survive that.
Holy shit.
Camo on for 6days.
6 days out field.
8km route march to the campsite.
SBO on all the time.
Just thinking about it makes me shag, i can imagine going through it.
GOD(if any exist) please save me from this hell.
Oh noooo.
Ok thats it.
Dont really have much time to think and write.
NS has deprived me of my time to blog.
It has also drained me of both my physical and mental capacity.
I dont even know if i can write properly anymore, the mundane, repetitive and robotic life of NS is making me dumb-er by day.
Its a place where freedom of speech and expression does not exist, one is expected to follow orders like a dog, do as one is told, bark when one understands the order.
Creativity is killed, not to mention literacy.
Nope, we aren't scholars(not even when we were academics prior to our enlistment) we are just barbarians who shout a lot, run a lot, sweat a lot, get dirty a lot, and mess with weapons a lot.
Sadly.
Thats all folk.
Scott signs off.
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